creepydear:

when u CAP OF THE ENEMY POINT

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zodiacs

sexywiddlebaby:

aries - fucking weeb
taurus - otaku trash
gemini - sleeps w/ at least 2 waifu pillows
cancer - wants to be a mangaka
leo - entry level anime filth
virgo - likes sword art online
libra - owns all of evangelion on dvd
scorpio - subscribed to shonen jump
sagittarius - pocky eater
capricorn - wears neko ears to family events
aquarius - naruto runner
pisces - wapanese

king-piss-baby:

RIDICULOUS HEIGHT DIFFERENCES IN COUPLES

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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hanari-502:

Looking for someone who enjoys gun shows and quiet nights of surveillance. Must not have a problem dating a girl who cannot disclose any details about her professional life. Would be nice if you also worked 364 days of the year. Now that i’m writing this out I’m starting to think that this person doesn’t exist…

Welp here’s that Miss Pauling photoset I blasted out my ass in a literal day. Any Scouts out there looking for an eligible girl who can wield a shotgun and bury bodies at the same time…are unfortunately in the wrong place. Business before pleasure! I’ve got to do my job or The Administrator will have my head.

Miss Pauling | Photographer

Everyone has six names.
  1. Your real name:
    Julia
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Beige Bird
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Sheindl Colonel
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): 
    Kulsh
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Grey Pillow
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Nigel

fleuridian:

boysinleashes:

does anyone even remember gotye?

Sounds familiar..„, like somebody I used to know…

u still watch naruto hahahah fuckin nerd
Anonymous
feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

 @Markiplier: Turn to the person nearest you and tell them that they’re awesome. Now that you have them hooked subtly work Markiplier in the conversation.
monodes:

i had already posted it on twitter but i wanted to post it on here too!
oh man, watching Markiplier playing Off is bringing me so many good memories!
so yeah, a little Off/Markiplier fanart!

monodes:

i had already posted it on twitter but i wanted to post it on here too!

oh man, watching Markiplier playing Off is bringing me so many good memories!

so yeah, a little Off/Markiplier fanart!

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